
hahah oh man what the hell
(Source: deduce-you-fools)
I am sorry.
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
AH GOSH this has made me so happy
what wonderful peopleIt’s like she understood they were helping ;;
Duckbutt
Xbox Live will now feature a system to allow multiple accounts to run on one Live Account.
http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/22/4354646/xbox-live-gold-memberships-apply-to-both-xbox-one-and-360
Publishers will now be allowed and supported to create their own prices for video games, and not just follow the $60 standard price.
http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/21/4353888/xbox-one-game-pricing-up-to-publishers-phil-spencer
Always-Connected is false, used-game fees was only a possibility and will not be happening.
http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/21/4353538/xbox-one-perform-recurring-online-checks-even-for-offline-play
Was that word butts?
Guitierrez: Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Feeling weak, my friend, oh so weak?
Freakazoid: That’s Superman’s weakness, not mine!
Guitierrez: Really?
Freakazoid: Yeah, duuuuuuhhh!
Guitierrez: Oh, that stupid man at the store! Well then, how about this! Does the yellow hurt your eyes, my friend? Getting weak, oh so very weak?
Freakazoid: That’s the Green Lantern!
Guitierrez: Oh, shoot! Then how ‘bout some… Water in your face! Are you melting, melting, my friend?
Freakazoid: That’s the Wicked Witch!