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AND THEN HE HAD A MELTDOWN

HE HAD A MELTDOWN

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

I’ll be watching it. Aw yeah.

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superchalmers: grahamalambadingdong: ledger: i dont believe the average is 36 wpm unless they sampled a bunch of grannies http://www.typingtest.com/ i just did the 1 minute aesops fables thing you guys should tell me what you get 56 i am ashamed 58 :( How does my speed compare?Your adjusted speed of 61 WPM was69% above the average 36 WPM. I’ll try again later when I am not balls tired and wired on sugar.

superchalmers:

grahamalambadingdong:

ledger:

i dont believe the average is 36 wpm unless they sampled a bunch of grannies

http://www.typingtest.com/

i just did the 1 minute aesops fables thing

you guys should tell me what you get

56

i am ashamed

58 :(

How does my speed compare?
Your adjusted speed of 61 WPM was
69% above the average 36 WPM.


I’ll try again later when I am not balls tired and wired on sugar.

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Yes, Vorked? It’s your brain. We’ve outsourced your arm-control to your legs. We find this to be better cost-effective and more convenient
My brain
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Twice in theaters isn’t enough for Avengers.

I need to see it again.

BADLY.

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John - Spartan 117 Born on Eridanus II, 2510. Weight:179 Kilograms (390 lb) Height: 208 Centimeters (6ft 10in) Class of: 2525 Rank: Master Chief Petty Officer of the UNSC Navy Specialty: Commander and Assault Important Battles up to 2557: Battles:Insurrection Assault on Eridanus Secundus Raid on Camp New Hope Human-Covenant war Battle of Chi Ceti Harvest Campaign Battle of Jericho VII Raid on the Third Fleet of Glorious Consequence Battle of Sigma Octanus IV Fall of Reach Battle of Installation 04 Operation: FIRST STRIKE Battle of Earth Battle of Installation 05 Battle of Installation 00 Spartan II enhancement program: Carbide Ceramic Ossification: Advanced material grafting onto skeletal structures to make bones virtually unbreakable. Recommended coverage not to exceed 3% total bone mass because of significant white blood cell necrosis. Muscular Enhancement Injections: Protein complex is injected intramuscularly to increase tissue density and decrease lactase recovery time. Catalytic Thyroid Implant: Platinum pellet containing human growth hormone catalyst is implanted in the thyroid to boost growth of skeletal and muscle tissues. Occipital Capillary Reversal: Submergence and boosted blood vessel flow beneath the rods and cones of the subject’s retina. Produces a marked visual perception increase. Superconducting Fibrification of Neural Dendrites: Alteration of bioeletrical nerve transduction to shielded electronic transduction. 300% increase in subject reflexes. Anecdotal evidence of marked increase in intelligence, memory, and creativity. Because of the vast amount of systematics and information on the MJOLNIR powered assault armor, here is the excerpt from Halo Nation. http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/MJOLNIR#MJOLNIR_Mark_V Zoom

John - Spartan 117

Born on Eridanus II, 2510.

Weight:179 Kilograms (390 lb)

Height: 208 Centimeters (6ft 10in)

Class of: 2525

Rank: Master Chief Petty Officer of the UNSC Navy

Specialty: Commander and Assault

Important Battles up to 2557:

Battles:Insurrection

Human-Covenant war

Spartan II enhancement program:

Carbide Ceramic Ossification: Advanced material grafting onto skeletal structures to make bones virtually unbreakable. Recommended coverage not to exceed 3% total bone mass because of significant white blood cell necrosis.

Muscular Enhancement Injections: Protein complex is injected intramuscularly to increase tissue density and decrease lactase recovery time.

Catalytic Thyroid Implant: Platinum pellet containing human growth hormone catalyst is implanted in the thyroid to boost growth of skeletal and muscle tissues.

Occipital Capillary Reversal: Submergence and boosted blood vessel flow beneath the rods and cones of the subject’s retina. Produces a marked visual perception increase.

Superconducting Fibrification of Neural Dendrites: Alteration of bioeletrical nerve transduction to shielded electronic transduction. 300% increase in subject reflexes. Anecdotal evidence of marked increase in intelligence, memory, and creativity.


Because of the vast amount of systematics and information on the MJOLNIR powered assault armor, here is the excerpt from Halo Nation. http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/MJOLNIR#MJOLNIR_Mark_V

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My huge Halo fanboy knowledge needs to let everyone know that this is wrong in every way. John was also an E-9, Shepard was an 0-5. Different sections of the Navy, technically. Also John is vastly stronger, smarter, has Cortana, more skilled in most manners, ETC.  Zoom

My huge Halo fanboy knowledge needs to let everyone know that this is wrong in every way.

John was also an E-9, Shepard was an 0-5. Different sections of the Navy, technically.

Also John is vastly stronger, smarter, has Cortana, more skilled in most manners, ETC. 

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argentlight replied to your post: I have two months to somehow procure an Aquabats costume…

Make your own like a real man faget

WHAT IF I WANT TO SUPPORT THE AQUABATS HUH

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Wow. The shirt is expensive. It’ll cost me roughly 50 bucks to be a Aquabat. Looking to be not worth it unless I get a job.

Which reminds me.

I hope I get that job.

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I have two months to somehow procure an Aquabats costume…

BUT HOW