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VORKED IS THE BEST
❝ you have reached a vork in the road. to the right lies a field of grimacing, slowly undulating heads. to the left, a rockin' space car. what will you do? ❞

kinkyturtle:

marievwood:

collegehumor:

'Too Slow' Vine is 6 Second Drama at its Finest

I never put much thought into the damage I was causing by offering someone a high five, only to jerk my hand away and proclaim them “too slow.” Best Vines has compiled some of the Vines from Mr. Legen Darius and what we have is 18 seconds of gripping drama depicting a broken man engulfed in turmoil for being “too slow.”

Take responsibility for the high fives you offer your fellow man. 

Hahaha

my partner: “I want closure, what’s next!”

(via ztacey)

why not both at the same time

why not both at the same time

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

(via hirod)

g1138:

Probably the best thing i’ve ever drawn.

g1138:

Probably the best thing i’ve ever drawn.

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

REBLOG THIS TO RELEASE THE BEES

REBLOG THIS TO CONTAIN THE BEES

lespionblu:

melodicmedication:

>RELEASE THE AUSTRALIANS 

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(via gentlemanbones)

im going to make an anthro of a human and it will be the most human being anything has ever been

asktehbowz:

I DON’T KIDNAP PRINCESS DAISY SO MUCH…

gentlemanbones:

/pol/ will never recover.

gentlemanbones:

/pol/ will never recover.

(via the-mad-doctor-gradamit)

brianmichaelbendis:

Uncanny X-Men #24
written by Brian Michael Bendisart by Kris Anka

brianmichaelbendis:

Uncanny X-Men #24

written by Brian Michael Bendis
art by Kris Anka

TF2 Heavy description: “Heavy is not a nice guy. He is not giant teddybear.”

Community: “Heavy is the biggest sweetheart and also huge and powerful and he can kill you but he is also nice guy.”

TF2 Comics, years later: ”Heavy is the biggest sweetheart and also huge and powerful and he can kill you but he is also nice guy.”

❝ I assign you to the Wyvern Rider class ❞