You will never feel the earth-shattering orgasmic ecstasy of a man's penis gently massaging your prostate.
GOOD. I AM HAPPY FOR THIS FACT.
February 2011
THE BEETLES ARE MOVING THE BEETLES ARE MOVING THE BEETLES ARE MOVING THE BEETLES ARE MOVING THE BEETLES ARE MOVING THE BEETLES ARE MOVING THE BEETLES ARE MOVING THE BEETLES ARE MOVING THE BEETLES ARE MOVING THE BEETLES ARE MOVING THE BEETLES ARE MOVING
IM ON THE ROAD AGAIN
CANT WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN
WITH YOOOOUUUU
Small time GIF. Make them scroll continuously and I will be impress.
Fine. I can work fucking magic with Photoshop, but this is funner for ME. Because I like the movement.
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SHAKE IT BAKE IT _____ QUAKE IT.
Mr. Vorked if you can solve this puzzle you can be the next winner on /co/ Jeopardy.
Booty.
Vork, you are such a card. You are the little card in the back of the pack that has a lot of text, the card that everyone just throws away without a second thought. I just want you to know you've been thrown... Into my heart.
DAWW BRO
YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO
January 2011
You have just inherited every entertainment company in the world. You own all the comics and cartoons. All of them. The directors and writers of the world are your slaves. What is the first thing you do?
Fire Nolan from Batman and hire someone I could trust with the series.
you don't know, what, we might find! why don't you come with me, little vorked, on a magic carpet ride
Okay, but I hope I dont get rugburn.
Can you see it? Feel it? Hear it today? (If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway.)
My mind broke into song, maybe the rest of me will, too, one day.
WELL I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED ONE THOUSAND MILES TO KISS YOU IN THE MOUTH, VORKED!
DAW THATS SWEET
Alas, Poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy!
Sadly he must parish, though, for all are not long for a world so unjust.
What the hell is Homestuck and why is everyone on /co/ always talking about it?
Because its a fun little thing to read when you are board. Nice storyline, but Hussie has been going a tad overboard on writing it at time.s
I think I just raped some girl. We were drunk and she passed out so i had my way with her. We didn't even know each other. You think I could go to jail if they identify my sperm? What do I do? Not joking. You just seem like a wise dude.
Well, what you obviously must do is sneak in all James Bond Metal Gear style and Batman that sperm, make it all “OH SHIT THIS WOMAN WAS RAPED BY MOTHERFUCKING STEVE JOBS.” No one will ever be the wiser, bro.
REBLOG WITH THE IMAGE THAT REPRESENTS YOUR USERNAME THE MOST
vork: to exist in vorkdom
vorking, vorkism, vorkismo, vorkist, vorkology, vorkologist, vorkosophy
I agree to this statement
Is Billy Jean your lover?
Who is Billy Jean? WHY DOES IT SOUND SO FAMILIAR DAMMIT I CANT REMEMBER WHO
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