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nandosagi: bratscad: Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:52:46 -0500

bratscad:

Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games

They take their time to develop them

Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games

Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3

Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U

Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer

Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan

[keikaku intensifies]

Too bad their stocks are dropping, they’ve lost 2billion dollars, and E3 is the most important day for video game stock and sales every year. It’s not a good thing any of this is happening. They’ll have to actually play it smart to not drop out of the big console game.

There might have been a 100% chance that I spoiled Green Lantern 20.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:06:53 -0500

I am sorry.

hahah oh man what the hell

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:58:42 -0500

hahah oh man what the hell

kirkeh: spindlebug: sweet-bitsy: breanieswordvomit: caffeinat...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:00:11 -0500

kirkeh:

spindlebug:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

AH GOSH this has made me so happy
what wonderful people

It’s like she understood they were helping ;;

Duckbutt

THREE IMPORTANT LINKS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF THE XBOX ONE AND MICROSOFT IN THE USED-GAME AND XBOX LIVE INDUSTRY

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:49:58 -0500

Xbox Live will now feature a system to allow multiple accounts to run on one Live Account.

http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/22/4354646/xbox-live-gold-memberships-apply-to-both-xbox-one-and-360

Publishers will now be allowed and supported to create their own prices for video games, and not just follow the $60 standard price.

http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/21/4353888/xbox-one-game-pricing-up-to-publishers-phil-spencer

Always-Connected is false, used-game fees was only a possibility and will not be happening.

http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/21/4353538/xbox-one-perform-recurring-online-checks-even-for-offline-play

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:30:47 -0500

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:35:05 -0500

Fun Fact: the words Dog and Cat originate from the same root word.

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:13:19 -0500

Was that word butts?

The new Xbox is sexy and sleek. But naming it the XboxOne is stupid. It is the third, you silly butts. Learn to count.

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:07:41 -0500

Tiger and Bunny 2

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:12:16 -0500

I am glad this is happening and I want them to

I want them to give me some closure on Tiger’s declining power and hopefully give it back to him. The series didn’t need to end giving him the shaft like that.

Guitierrez: Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Feeling weak, my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:59:00 -0500

Guitierrez: Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Feeling weak, my friend, oh so weak?

Freakazoid: That’s Superman’s weakness, not mine!

Guitierrez: Really?

Freakazoid: Yeah, duuuuuuhhh!

Guitierrez: Oh, that stupid man at the store! Well then, how about this! Does the yellow hurt your eyes, my friend? Getting weak, oh so very weak?

Freakazoid: That’s the Green Lantern!

Guitierrez: Oh, shoot! Then how ‘bout some… Water in your face! Are you melting, melting, my friend?

Freakazoid: That’s the Wicked Witch!

A First Look At Marvel's Avengers: Assemble!

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:48:47 -0500

IT’S SHIT.

talesof4chan: The Hoopy Wagonhttp://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:54:12 -0500

talesof4chan:

The Hoopy Wagon
http://talesof4chan.tumblr.com/

Why

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:41:00 -0500

Why

clubmink: burairium: Obama selfies are the best selfies can...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:58:08 -0500

clubmink:

burairium:

Obama selfies are the best selfies

can he be the president of the world

My Tumblr Crushes:superchalmers (8%)nightmareloki...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:26:29 -0500

My Tumblr Crushes:

LONG LIVE KING CHALMERS

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:29:40 -0500

boulderdash: znapple: frankenbolt: luseymoth: fancysomedisney...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:20:24 -0500

boulderdash:

znapple:

frankenbolt:

luseymoth:

fancysomedisneymagic:

THE INCREDIBLES 2 ON ITS WAY

Brad Bird, director and writer for The Incredibles (and Edna Mode’s voice) has declared to be getting ready for the film’s sequel. He admitted it was because “he loves those characters and their world”. He has already thought of many elements he thinks would work great for The Incredibles 2, but has to first finish Walt Disney Pictures’ Tomorrowland with George Clooney and Hugh Laurie, which will be released December 2014. This could mean that the film could be coming in 2016 or 2017.

You guys excited?

I CALLED IT

SCREAMING

This is a sequel I can get behind :U

/fuckyes

I quite seriously was wondering about this yesterday while seeing some seriously freaking cool fan art for the incredibles.

so excited.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:16:00 -0500

Tumblr. I want you to read this. I want you to look at this fucking quote. I want you to realize that everyone out there isn’t here to please you and make sure you stay happy in your little bubbles. Not everyone must go out of their way and ‘trigger warning’ or try to make everyone happy. You literally cannot make everyone happy. This is purely impossible, as something will always make someone else unhappy in some way.

Please, just use your mind, take caution, and realize not everyone is out to get you from a simple comment. Learn to take everything with a grain of salt. If not, no one will take you seriously or treat you with any respect if you cannot deal with simple life problems.

shoutinginstereo: The only phrase I ever use to describe my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:17:37 -0500

shoutinginstereo:

The only phrase I ever use to describe my political beliefs is the last sentence of this.

MINIATURE AMERICAN FLAGS!