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Huh. Judging from the sudden influx of followers, looks like someone must have been linking tumblr pages on /co/. Or plus4chan, /co/’s “archive” site gone bananas.
SHALL WE BEGIN?
…But yeah, I’ll try to check you guys out when I get a chance.
MURDER BURGER - Original /co/ material
Murder Burger stars the main lanterns from blackest Night and Brighter Day as they take jobs in the fast food industry! Actually, in this dimension, the lanterns and rings, instead of being special super cop divisions, are mere jobs in the work industry.
Murder Burger is owned by Atrocitus, Leader of the Red Lantern Core. Murder Burger is the hit burger joint around, but the horrible customer service is the only thing keeping it from overtaking the fast food community.
Fear Fries is owned by Sinestro, which is located across the street from Murder Burger, which is their largest competitor. Fear Fries is entirely based on fear and fast food.
Blue Beetle and Booster Gold are rent-a-cops at the mall next door to Murder Burger and Fear Fries. Batman, their boss, frowns against shenanigans that they do nonetheless.
Larfleeze is Atrocitus’ best friend, and biggest pain in the ass. He constantly bugs Atrocitus, and steals food when no one is looking, or at least orders food with no intent of paying.
Indigo is the leader of the Indigo Tribe, and she is the main instigator for Larfleeze’s ridiculous schemes to get free stuff.
Green Lanterns are full-time policemen, which do stop by, time-to-time, to order food from the two restaurants.
Black Lanterns are the local Mafia, slowly overtaking property for their own means, or at least trying to force local businesses to pay for “protection.”
The super powers are incredibly dumbed down in this universe, as they are more unneeded because they all work for semi-average employers in a less-than-average world.
Murder Burger is a combined creation effort from /co/ and Plus4Chan.